What does it mean to be on the struggle bus when it comes to having a chandelier of awesomeness hanging from your face?
1) Eating food becomes practically impossible without eating your beard and/or mustache.
2) Kids, dogs, and other people step on your beard more than you realize.
3) Giving oral sex now requires a towel nearby for wiping off your beard.
4) Men and women seem to think it is okay to touch your beard as if petting an animal.
5) People automatically assume that your beard smells like hat head.
