'She Wants The B' beard butter, was an epiphany that woke me from a deep sleep at 4 am, (the stuff dreams are literally made of) and I haven't been the same since. 

You have a few choices: 

Pick from the ever growing list of amazeballs aromas below, and I will set you up proper. 

1) Lumber Sexual no.2 has been compared to being surrounded by beautiful woman all vying for your attention while exuding aromas of Tahitian vanilla as you sip from a snifter of your favorite bourbon. 

LumberSexual no.2 formula: beeswax, coconut oil, apricot kernel oil, mango butter, cocoa butter, lanolin, oil of bourbon, sandalwood, Tahitian vanilla

2) LumberSexual no.3 is comparable to going on that epic hedonistic camping trip in the middle of the deepest, lushest, forest that you've always wanted to take...minus the bugs.   

LumberSexual no.3 Formula: beeswax, coconut oil, apricot kernel oil, mango butter, cocoa butter, sandalwood, fir needle, cedar wood, patchouli, tea tree, eucalyptus

3) LumberSexual no. 4 is the closest you'll get to feeling like baby Jesus with all that frankincense and myrrh up in your nostrils.  Caution: people may refer to you as their god when wearing LumberSexual no. 4

Just tell them it's your day off when asked to part a large body of water with a stick. 

LumberSexual no. 4 formula: beeswax, coconut oil, mango butter, cocoa butter, apricot kernel oil, lanolin, pine scotch, cinnamon, clove, tangerine, frankincense, myrrh

4) SantaSexual is just like that old-fashioned Christmas feeling, e.g., baking of sugar cookies, ridiculously awesome food, and your significant other getting dressed up in their most provocative, naughty, festive attire that would give any elf a hard-on.

SantaSexual formula: beeswax, coconut oil, mango butter, cocoa butter, lanolin, apricot kernel oil, santa's super secret sex sauce fragrance

5) Morning Wood will bring back those old memories of walking into wood shop class, choppin' and slingin' wood in the early morning hours like all us LumberSexuals do.  

Morning Wood formula: beeswax, coconut oil, mct oil, mango butter, lanolin, cacao butter, cedar wood, sandalwood, essence of wood fragrance

6) Pearl Necklace is a luxurious aroma created with the sole purpose to trigger the beautiful memory of that white, shimmering glow a pearl necklace will produce around your significant others neck.  What better memory could be had than that?

Pearl Necklace formula: beeswax, coconut oil, mct oil, mango butter, lanolin, cacao butter, kokum butter, Aqua Di Gio fragrance

7) Man Musk is a subtle aroma that is suitable for any occasion, regardless of the provocative circumstances your chandelier of awesomeness gets you into.  It is blended to play nice with other aromas, or performs perfect monogamously.  

Man Musk formula: beeswax, coconut oil, grape seed oil, mango butter, lanolin, cacao butter, musk fragrance

We made sure all of these must-haves for that chandelier of awesome-ness hanging from your face is able to fit in your back pocket with a circular tin dimension of 3/4" tall x 2.5" wide and a total of 2 oz.